Quote from teacher: “You’re taking a photo of ass war, aren’t you”
this is on a level that i cannot reach
Comic by ©The Oatmeal
I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true
I can’t stop laughing
theres a rumbly in my tummy
why did so many people say “that only hands can satisfy”
oh… well… uh… alright then.
all these eggs and you still ain’t getting laid
I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense
"Who are they?" "What’s going on?" I DON’T KNOW, I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE FILM AT THE SAME TIME AS YOU, I DID NOT WRITE THE FUCKING SCRIPT.
WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN
he left because he got injured..
WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.
WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF